I Hate Tiger Woods
I wouldn’t normally write about something like this, but People magazine reports that Tiger Woods is building a 61-foot luxury diving boat. It’s well-known that Woods is a NAUI divemaster, and that he and his wife-for-now Elin are avid divers.
I’m guessing this is a me-so-sorry gift for being a sleezebag (taking a page out of Kobe Bryant’s playbook). The boat, appropriately named Solitude, is supposed to provide some much-needed family time. I’m sure that plan will work out great. Have fun on your new boat, Tiger.